Are you kiding me.!?
Eye Doctor: “please look forward you should she an image.”
me: Okay (the image was a: Teddy bear riding a rocket through space)… almost burst out laughing
.. ,/ ./ '\ ?
I don’t get it. Two periods.. and / don’t make the sentence better.
Theoretical physics makes more sense than Facebook chat.
The Average Facebook status
An open-ended status that forces people to question it, such as: “ouch…” or “I hate you…” so you can fill your empty life with pointless conversation.
You’ll pay for the whole seat, but you will only use half. (in reference to monster truck ralley commercials)
– Jesus Tirado
About Me
A student, runner, and black-irish bastard.
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